"at the restaurant"
B: nick, what would you like to eat from my menu?
N: a sandwich
B: that will be $10 (holds out her hand)
N: (slaps her hand)
B: what was that?
N: a fake $10.00
B: here! (gets upset, slaps his hand back, turns on her heel and leaves)
N: what was that?
B: fake money, fake sandwich!
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