N: mommy - how old are you?
M: I am 35.
N: how come you don't have any loose teeth?
M: i am going to bite your booty!
N: it's not my booty, it's my privacy!
mom comes down stairs dressed in all black.
N: mommy, you look so beautiful! just like an old black witch! i love you mommy!
P.S. - those gorgeous blues are for real!
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